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Berger’s Burg: Wannabe gossip-writer tries to dig up dirt on celebrities

By Alex Berger

I am a columnist. I have been a columnist for many years. And I like being a columnist. However, I always dreamed of being a “dish the dirt” reporter just like Cindy Adams, Liz Smith and Robert Johnson (who?). These guys are my role models.

I long to search far and wide for spicy stories about famous celebrities and expose their titillating shortcomings to the world just like they do. I know that I have the nose to sniff out hot scoops and show the world that I can find juicy and scandalous tidbits about the rich and famous.

Since New York is already taken by the above named trio, I did a daring thing. Gloria and I